OBAMA HAS A PURTY MOUTH

Senator Obama (D-Galilee) has adopted the "Justin Timberlake Defense" rather than nut up about his lipstick slur. A gentleman would have apologized, but then again, a real man wouldn't have said it. Since all is now fair, apparently, I give you, in the voice of an angry Hillary voter (do I repeat myself?):


OBAMA HAS A PURTY MOUTH

Barry, you... dear,
Did this sow's ear
Hear right or are you joking?
Even Slow Joe
Appears to know
Whose pig it is you're poking.

Your lame denial
Just makes us smile
When we see your tiny prick
Of conscience
But you lack sense
If you think we'll forget quick

How Gadarenes
Of the mainstream
Pressed to cup your silken purse.
Ignorant swine,
In slow decline,
Swallowing your pearls (or worse).

Phony Jesus,
You can't please us.
You're one more flaccid porker.
No boar: a bore,
A boor, a snore--
Our Hill? O!, how'd you dork her?

Play your race card
You soft, and hard-
ly high-toned, politician.
Ow! (uh?) you howl?
You dare cry foul
'Bout a "common expression"? .!..

So now we're fish,
You metro swish?
Stick your finger in our eyes?
Well, "Pigs" will do--
We'll vote for you
On the day that we can fly.

Sarah Palin
Is impaling
YOU, and you WILL remember:
It's YOUR lipstick
On your wee stick
That we'll mock in November.