Rice shortages caused by global warming and climate change

Are climate change and erroneous global warming claims the cause for rice shortages? Are humans to blame for this? Is the world coming to an end because we each can't get 1000 bags of rice at Costco or Sam's club? Are the econuts going to pin this on algore's global hysteria?
NO, NO, NO, and YES.
There, I wanted to be the first to publicly predict this...well at least in my circle.
By the way. Rice will be at it's cheapest in about 3 months after the snow melts in California and the rice production goes out of control...and all the horders will be using up their nuclear winter supplies and not buying any for a year or so.
I guess if the econuts have their way Canada will soon be producing rice as well.

April Showers bring May flowers

I wonder if these bring flowers too? April snowshowers I guess it's still snowing in Vancouver.

Could this save Canada, too?

Cleaner Air Means a Warmer Europe
Essentially pollution in the air kept Europe colder and now that they are green freaks over there the sooty particulates reflecting the sun back are gone and the place is warming up. I guess we could take this to Canada and clean up the air here and then the northern hemisphere would warm up, too.
Will this contradiction ever end? I thought algore said the debate was over.

Now Hillbillies save the world

Didn't anyone tell Obama that white folk without jobs don't produce greenhouse gasses like the rest of us workin' folk? I guess they could when they go shootin' or somthin' like that, though. I suppose them dumb racist folk could produce methane when they go drinkin' and fartin' and stuff like that, too. That man is smart...I didn't know how unhappy I was until he came and told me so.
He's so darn smart maybe we should ask him how to warm Canada up. Maybe we can start a fund to send him up there and start talking.

California to save the world

Californians screwed

I guess we're gonna pay for climate research. I hope some of this goes to finding out ways to keep global warming alive and well.

In case you don't want to read the article essentially we Californians are going to fund climate research via an increase in our utility bill. Wonderful!

Econut definition

I've been throwing this term "econut" around now for several months and have used it often in this blog. I've done my best to come up with a definition for it and after those efforts this is the best I could find on the web: nutroots from urbandictionary.com. Pretty much their definition is that it is a bunch of environmental cooks and loons and they only make passing references to the term econut. We've all heard Limbaugh's term environmental wacko, this would be a similar word.

I went about creating a real Webster style definition, so here goes:

econut (ē'kō-nŭt) n. 1. A non-harvested seed or fruit (with awfully thin skin) that falls to the ground and is consumed by cave dwellers. 2. An insane or eccentric person who is committed (or has been committed) to saving the world via elimination of all human traces, except themselves…because they live in caves…and there’s nothing crazy about that. 3. The main food source for the cannibals of Ted Turner’s apocalyptic vision of global warming.

Econut finally defined! Any suggestions or modifications will be appreciated.

By the way, we're still trying to keep Canada from freezing; I like maple syrup.

Frozen Canadian Mouths

If it's not bad enough that they're gonna freeze their ***** off, now the whackos want to freeze their mouths. The link below goes to Michelle Malkin's site.

The Canadian conservative blogosphere under attack

These poor folks are gonna be popsickles.

Please...NO ECONUTS

OK, I put this picture up yesterday and I guess I have some splaining to do.

My cousin sent me a junk email from one of his friends who was a finalist at a " 'Going Green Meet-and-Greet' Bon Jovi Contest " (I didn't even know this kind of crap existed). So he wanted us to vote for his business and his essay but instead we proceeded to poke fun. I asked my cousin if he had ever seen those little "go away church people" signs the atheist econuts put on their doors to discourage those paired up bike riding religious folk from interrupting their Kenny G PBS experience. Here's an example: I then went on to say we needed a little sign like that to discourage these hypocrites from bugging us. (Yes... I drew that, not someone at a skill center somewhere.) Essentially they are preaching their religion (environmentalism) unto us but don't want to hear from anyone else about their religion. The real tragedy is that they don't even know that their sorry little atheist ***** aren't actually atheist. I wonder if econuts believe in Black Nikes and purple shrouds?

Me...I'm agnostic.

A nice article by a warming doubter

The Sloppy Science of Global Warming

Roy W. Spencer is a principal research scientist at the University of Alabama. He has published a book on the topic of global warming. It seems as if there are a lot of us out there who doubt this hysteria. I wonder why the media doesn't take notice?

Change

Why is it that the Change people (progressives, liberals, leftists, environmentalist whackos, econuts, etc.) preach relentlessly about how society is continually evolving? They seem to want to change and control everything about tradition, religion, our constitution, society, etc. But the one thing they feel should never change is our environment. It should always be the same temperature, the same wind speed, the same rainfall, the same of everything. Don't they realize that Mother Nature was the original Change candidate? This world started out as a lump of rock and change made it habitable and part of that change (the part that made human civilization what it is today) was the warming that has occurred in the last 10,000 years. If we don't do something to keep it this way we won't be living in mud huts like the econuts want, we'll be living in igloos.

ARMED SNOW RAGE

Armed Canadians and "snow rage", also in this link: GLOBAL WARMING FRAUD!! Can you believe it?

http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/04/brrrr-bbc-admits-global-warming-dipped.html

Another snow rage one: http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view_article.php?article_id=124425

The Oracle has spoken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8SSqc7ekM

This is the first part of a four part interview with John Coleman. You will be able to link to parts 2-4 from this. Pay particular attention to what he says about hurricane Katrina at the very end of part two. It's about 30 minutes in length and was done around a month ago.

Survivorman

So I was watching Survivorman a few nights ago and Les Stroud said something interesting. He was on some sort of tropical beach somewhere and the place was teeming with life. He commented that finding food there was sure a lot easier than when he's been marooned in desolate parts of Canada. Could it be that food just doesn't grow as well where it's super cold? I think I'd rather live where it's warm.

A Goreable Post

Ok, I'm sure it's been done, but not here. Lets see how many words can be gored with the most obvious being gorebal warming.

I've got one...How bout that stuff econuts eat when on the trail to saving the planet? algorp.
It could be their koolaid.

I'll try to come up with more but I need to get outside and chop a tree down for my fire tonight. It's cold.