Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Now Hillbillies save the world

Didn't anyone tell Obama that white folk without jobs don't produce greenhouse gasses like the rest of us workin' folk? I guess they could when they go shootin' or somthin' like that, though. I suppose them dumb racist folk could produce methane when they go drinkin' and fartin' and stuff like that, too. That man is smart...I didn't know how unhappy I was until he came and told me so.
He's so darn smart maybe we should ask him how to warm Canada up. Maybe we can start a fund to send him up there and start talking.

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