Thursday, April 24, 2008

Rice shortages caused by global warming and climate change

Are climate change and erroneous global warming claims the cause for rice shortages? Are humans to blame for this? Is the world coming to an end because we each can't get 1000 bags of rice at Costco or Sam's club? Are the econuts going to pin this on algore's global hysteria?
NO, NO, NO, and YES.
There, I wanted to be the first to publicly predict this...well at least in my circle.
By the way. Rice will be at it's cheapest in about 3 months after the snow melts in California and the rice production goes out of control...and all the horders will be using up their nuclear winter supplies and not buying any for a year or so.
I guess if the econuts have their way Canada will soon be producing rice as well.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Like the male viper who is killd byy the female during copulation, but "avenged" by the fact that the female is killed by her young, we too shall be avenged by the economic offspring of the eco-nut's pathological hording (i.e., mass surplus of rice/resulting drop in prices).