Rice shortages caused by global warming and climate change

Are climate change and erroneous global warming claims the cause for rice shortages? Are humans to blame for this? Is the world coming to an end because we each can't get 1000 bags of rice at Costco or Sam's club? Are the econuts going to pin this on algore's global hysteria?
NO, NO, NO, and YES.
There, I wanted to be the first to publicly predict this...well at least in my circle.
By the way. Rice will be at it's cheapest in about 3 months after the snow melts in California and the rice production goes out of control...and all the horders will be using up their nuclear winter supplies and not buying any for a year or so.
I guess if the econuts have their way Canada will soon be producing rice as well.

April Showers bring May flowers

I wonder if these bring flowers too? April snowshowers I guess it's still snowing in Vancouver.

Could this save Canada, too?

Cleaner Air Means a Warmer Europe
Essentially pollution in the air kept Europe colder and now that they are green freaks over there the sooty particulates reflecting the sun back are gone and the place is warming up. I guess we could take this to Canada and clean up the air here and then the northern hemisphere would warm up, too.
Will this contradiction ever end? I thought algore said the debate was over.

Now Hillbillies save the world

Didn't anyone tell Obama that white folk without jobs don't produce greenhouse gasses like the rest of us workin' folk? I guess they could when they go shootin' or somthin' like that, though. I suppose them dumb racist folk could produce methane when they go drinkin' and fartin' and stuff like that, too. That man is smart...I didn't know how unhappy I was until he came and told me so.
He's so darn smart maybe we should ask him how to warm Canada up. Maybe we can start a fund to send him up there and start talking.

California to save the world

Californians screwed

I guess we're gonna pay for climate research. I hope some of this goes to finding out ways to keep global warming alive and well.

In case you don't want to read the article essentially we Californians are going to fund climate research via an increase in our utility bill. Wonderful!

Econut definition

I've been throwing this term "econut" around now for several months and have used it often in this blog. I've done my best to come up with a definition for it and after those efforts this is the best I could find on the web: nutroots from urbandictionary.com. Pretty much their definition is that it is a bunch of environmental cooks and loons and they only make passing references to the term econut. We've all heard Limbaugh's term environmental wacko, this would be a similar word.

I went about creating a real Webster style definition, so here goes:

econut (ē'kō-nŭt) n. 1. A non-harvested seed or fruit (with awfully thin skin) that falls to the ground and is consumed by cave dwellers. 2. An insane or eccentric person who is committed (or has been committed) to saving the world via elimination of all human traces, except themselves…because they live in caves…and there’s nothing crazy about that. 3. The main food source for the cannibals of Ted Turner’s apocalyptic vision of global warming.

Econut finally defined! Any suggestions or modifications will be appreciated.

By the way, we're still trying to keep Canada from freezing; I like maple syrup.

Frozen Canadian Mouths

If it's not bad enough that they're gonna freeze their ***** off, now the whackos want to freeze their mouths. The link below goes to Michelle Malkin's site.

The Canadian conservative blogosphere under attack

These poor folks are gonna be popsickles.