Senator Obama (D-Galilee) has adopted the "Justin Timberlake Defense" rather than nut up about his lipstick slur. A gentleman would have apologized, but then again, a real man wouldn't have said it. Since all is now fair, apparently, I give you, in the voice of an angry Hillary voter (do I repeat myself?):
OBAMA HAS A PURTY MOUTH
Barry, you... dear,
Did this sow's ear
Hear right or are you joking?
Even Slow Joe
Appears to know
Whose pig it is you're poking.
Your lame denial
Just makes us smile
When we see your tiny prick
Of conscience
But you lack sense
If you think we'll forget quick
How Gadarenes
Of the mainstream
Pressed to cup your silken purse.
Ignorant swine,
In slow decline,
Swallowing your pearls (or worse).
Phony Jesus,
You can't please us.
You're one more flaccid porker.
No boar: a bore,
A boor, a snore--
Our Hill? O!, how'd you dork her?
Play your race card
You soft, and hard-
ly high-toned, politician.
Ow! (uh?) you howl?
You dare cry foul
'Bout a "common expression"? .!..
So now we're fish,
You metro swish?
Stick your finger in our eyes?
Well, "Pigs" will do--
We'll vote for you
On the day that we can fly.
Sarah Palin
Is impaling
YOU, and you WILL remember:
It's YOUR lipstick
On your wee stick
That we'll mock in November.
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Why are the dhimmocraps so in love with this guy. I can understand people going to the stadium to see a good pitcher, but a catcher...?
"Boy, the way Barbra Streisand played. Songs that made the May Day Parade. Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days! Didn't you love the nanny state. Nobody had to pull their weight Gee, our old Prius ran great. Those were the days! And you knew where you were then! Girls banged girls and boys married men. Mister, we could use a man like Barack Obama again. All my comrades seemed content. Didn�t have to pay the rent. Infant infanticide was great. Those were the days! Take a little Monday spin, go to watch the Arabs win. Have yourself a dandy day, while the suckers paid your way. Back before Israel was gone. Bill Ayers made public education great. I don't know just what went wrong! Those Were the Days!"
Outstanding poems. But wasn't the a site about global warming?
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